autosuficiencia:

In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.

amazign:

who wouldn’t

cassiercarpenter:

“You start off reading highly spiritual, good-for-the-brain things and by the end I’m just reading about fucking and sex orgies.” - Bjork

“I’m dry. In real life I’m bone dry, and when I play I’m a mango and in sex I’m starving to be a dripping mango. ” - Tori Amos

“I’ve had people from beginning to end just shouting, ‘You fucking bitch! Go back to fucking Yeovil!’ I always wonder why they’ve paid money to do that. I just smile and sing at them and that seems to work. Dedicate a song to them, that always works. ” - PJ Harvey

Q Magazine, May 1994

foodnun:

EW WHAT THE FUCK

fitzsexual:

“Time changes everyone.”

10knotes:

tekena:

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

pizza:

finestqualitycrappyblogging:

My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW 

what school lets you hold a subway while ur getting ur photos taken wtf

strongseas:

I wrote a haiku about Florida

Why is it raining
It rains every fucking day
God dammit Florida

cloudsareassholes:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chill and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u know she dead

haffalump:

literature meme ∙ [5/8] poetry ∙ for women who are ‘difficult’ to love (warsan shire)

and you tried to change didn’t you?
closed your mouth more
tried to be softer
prettier
less volatile, less awake
but even when sleeping you could feel
him travelling away from you in his dreams.

read in full here